I need.

If you want to know what the hell this is all about please go read the most recent entry of Justin's blog... www.thelog.tk


1. Diane needs the numbers so we can keep our noses clean ...
2. Diane needs to find out the age, sex, and educational level of her target customers so that she can effectively market her services to them.
3. Diane needs a pigfoot and a bottle of beer, some reefer and some gin, and a crawlin' kingsnake..
4. Diane needs to apply herself more conscientiously
5. Diane needs no direct medical treatment for immediate survival, but is terminally ill.
6. Try not to be too critical of Diane's needs and desires, however inappropriate you may think them. You don't have to let them impinge on you
7. Diane needs our prayers
8. Diane needs assistance in paying her bills
9. Diane needs to meet with Doreen and set up security
10. "Diane needs to be more sexy and more out there," J. said, after noting that Diane had difficulty accentuating her voluptuous figure. ... (God, if only this were true!)
11. Diane needs to accept that moving here was a choice and so her expenses are tuition in the University of Life.
12. Diane needs to be out of there, she is definitely the spawn of satan
13. Diane needs a little discipline and a little training.
14. Diane needs to craft a story about her vision.
15. Diane needs to go talk to a Cowboy right now.
16. Diane needs bossing. Trust me.
17. Diane needs to be in the kitchen. Arrogant bitch.
18. Diane needs complete physical and dental exams, given the multiple health issues described above.
19. Diane needs help right now.

Hm. If you know me, enough said.
If not? Welcome to my world.